FF-FilesThe FF-Files: Say What One More Time
Some of y’all haven’t learned yet that the Fight Finder email inbox is not a place for your silliness. Ain’t nobody got time for that. We have written several editions of the “Say What” franchise, and the submissions keep on coming in hot. The individuals writing us like to send in ludicrous statements or requests, hoping that they will either hurt our feelings or that we will kowtow to their demands. One esteemed colleague in the fight world listed immediately below even thought that attacking the team would be his best path to getting a result added. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.
“I wish you would die. I wish you would be damned. I wish you would be a f--king spam glasses. I sent you a real result but you are a a--hole.”
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“Good Afternoon, Please read the official letter of the league. Add three events to the records. These events have nothing to do with Strelka. There's also another format. Unlike our tournaments where the rules are international MMA”
You’re right, guy. These events had absolutely nothing to do with
Strelka Street Fights. Look at that photo above from the specific
fight he sent in first. I mean, the cage floor was only decorated
with the Strelka logo. The announcer may have been wearing a
Strelka shirt while reading from a Strelka card during his
announcements, but we should believe our emailing pal and not our
eyes. Our bad.
“Hello a again. We are planning to hold the next event of this organization soon. Unfortunately, the government law does not allow female fighters to participate in the competition. Can we hold it in another location secretly, of course, while respecting all standard refereeing rules? We are waiting for your opinion and guidance.thanks”
We at Sherdog don’t like secret events. Someone telling us some card was held in a forbidden location they cannot disclose is not going to fly with us. Which country was it? Iran, of course. For the record, Iranian women have competed in events held within its borders, so he’s spouting nonsense. There are also complaints about this org, called Lor Warriors League, that may turn into something disqualifying. Until then, trust Data, not Lore.
“Hello, my Name is [redacted] and I'm a professional MMA Fighter from Germany. I've been working on my skills, since my last fight in 2014, and would love to put my abilities to the test. I was hoping you could help me, with finding and participating in national MMA events, since I'm fighting as a freelancer without a promoter.”
People always ask us the goofiest questions. This German guy successfully debuted in 2014 and immediately called it a career—or so everyone thought. Or no one but his parents and closest pals, because he’s some 1-0 European middleweight with no camp or team to call home. Our advice? Join an MMA gym. They’ll help you, because we sure can’t. Do you see Sherdog Fighting Championship on our front page? You better not.
“I was planning to complete, but I dislocated my shoulder 2 times during the camp, so because of this i decided to no compete anymore, because of that i wanna delete my public information, i have a rights for this, no?”
Fighter profiles on Sherdog stay put. You wouldn’t believe the level of request we have received to either modify a fighter’s identity or remove their page outright. We have gotten those types of asks from people in high positions in various governments. Still no. We’re a public database; it’s not like we are displaying anything against their will. These athletes chose to join the sport, and we record them. It’s as simple as that. Also, try the Mel Gibson approach to reset your shoulder, it seems to work great.
“I think this would interest your audience
It is not a trumped-up unprovable theory
You’ve never heard about any of this because it is new to the world real discovery
I just published on You-Tube the Video,
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“Inside The Great Pyramid it's Queen's Chamber and Passage Step along with an angled line matching in degrees the Speed of Light Numbers, together create matching scaled diameters of the Solar Systems Planets.
The actual 8 sides of the Pyramid create a scaled Sun matching the scaled Planets Discovered in 1999 I treated my research of this as a spare time hobby until it turned out to be real.
I just now released this to the world in way that the data can be repeated.
THIS IS NOT A THEORY .......IT IS REAL.......THE DATA IS EASILY REPEATABLE
“I am trying to “Get-it-out-there,” and to someone or a group, who, by using my scaling data and pattern, might find a lot more.
“I’m turning [redacted] and not going to fool with this anymore. Being retired with lots of time, on hand, I can easily schedule a presentation, in-between flyfishing and driving my old jeep around!!”
This was submitted verbatim, with one single edit on our end to remove personally identifying info. If I made a sudden mathematical breakthrough with planetary implications, you best believe the first place I would send my findings is a mixed martial arts news and media site. That’s exactly where information about The Great Pyramid and its angled lines goes, yes sir. After all, we are Sherdog Fight Finder and Archeological Expeditions. We have a rockin’ travel budget and everything.
You can send all of your Fight Finder-related requests to fightfinder@sherdog.com, just as long as you remember who you are emailing.
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